I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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