Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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