Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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