just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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