STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You did what with his pubic hair?
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