I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize