Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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