Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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