I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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