You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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