Christians are straight up FREAKS
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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