Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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