it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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