I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Pappa wants mamma naked
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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