he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize