i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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