i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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