Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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