There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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