using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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