Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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