Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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