Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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