Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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