I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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