You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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