these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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