I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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