Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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