i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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