they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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