just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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