she was so not down for the gang bang
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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