We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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