Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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