Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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