1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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