I puked a lego.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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