i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
is it fun? or sober?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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