why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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