honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Small penises have feelings too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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