Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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