This girl is more easily done than said...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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