There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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