did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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