I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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