There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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