Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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