I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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