Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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